What Would Happen If Waka Flocka Flame Really Stopped Rapping?
If you’re up on your Twitter game, the latest tweets to make the headlines in the rap game is Waka Flocka’s. Check what he had to say here:
This game 2 fake I quite rap after this year
Waka didn’t seem to mention as to what exactly would cause him to Flame out of spitting verses and yelling into microphones, but he has his share of critics. There’s the BET incident, the MTV incident, the Flocka-rant back in April, that whole thing where he thinks people are copying his “swag,” and maybe, just maybe the idea that people just don’t think he’s a good rapper.
But, hey, that’s enough of criticizing of the man. Let’s look at the advantages of Waka Flocka’s demise in the rap game:
Having swag would be cool again.
Flakaveli? Tupac will resurrect and take his name back.
Ink Not Mink will be killed. (Get it? ha)
Lil B The BasedGod will be the undisputed king of “Why is he famous?” rap.
MTV and BET will require that all upcoming rappers correct a line from one of Waka’s song (at least three mistakes per line).
Kids will learn the right way of spelling “quit.” Oh, and the importance of a GED.
Okay, this shit was stupid. I tried to be funny but I’m pretty much worse than Waka at rapping. Feel free to criticize me in the comments section.