Okay, I know it’s Friday, but I’m going to pretend it’s Wednesday and I didn’t miss two deadlines for school this week. Moreover, I’m going to pretend I have an awesome soundproof bathroom and a voice that rivals even the best of them. And if you don’t already do the same, you should totally start!

After all, the bathroom is the perfect place one can sing to their heart’s content without being judged, or in my case, get told to put a lid on it. Unfortunately, I was not blessed with a golden voice, unlike some of you, but that doesn’t stop me from belting out my favorite Christina Aguilera songs – in the shower, that is. Oh, and don’t judge me; Christina’s “Back To Basic” album is dope! You know you do it, too. Everyone has done it at one point or another, and let’s be honest, you probably really enjoy it.

In short, the shower is a safe haven. It’s like your own personal little stage and you’re the only audience member. Who cares if your singing makes fighting cats in the middle of the night sound like angels? (Actually, they disturbingly sound like crying babies, but that’s beside the point.) All those prying ears don’t matter if you pretend your bathroom is soundproof. Plus, there’s like an unspoken agreement where bad shower singing is not to be mentioned or acknowledged if one is to overhear another. I am definitely all for this rule, by the way.

Therefore, I confess, I am guilty of (bad) shower singing and plenty have overheard me, but IDGAF.

Here’s one of my favorite Bruno Mars songs that I love to sing in the showers, and it’s dedicated to our very own, Jeffco. It’s his birthday today! He’s an awesome friend and he can count on me like 1, 2, 3. I’ll be there – late, but I’ll be there.

Enjoy and Happy Birthday Jeffrey!

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