Just as I promised during our first installment of WeFess, I have not only one, but two Valentine’s Day mixes for your listening pleasure.
Welcome to the first installment of Wednesday’s Confessionals. As we all know, Valentine’s Day is on the fourteenth of February. Way to state the obvious, right? Well, I love this “holiday,” but what’s love got to do with it? Nothing. It’s all about the chocolates. Believe it or not, I get more candy and chocolate on Valentine’s Day than Halloween (because I buy and send them to myself). It’s awesome. I’m awesome – be jealous.
Okay, now it’s time to get un-jealous-ed. Because despite all the chocolate and flowers I may receive, I confess, I will most likely spend this Valentine’s Day alone. Yup, while you lovers are busy holding hands, feeding each other and drinking wine at your special dinners, I will be all alone with boxes and boxes of chocolates. Not so awesome.
Valentine’s Day: The day has come; you either hate it or you love it. Personally, I don’t care much for the day. I absolutely love chocolate but only one past girlfriend has ever given me chocolate on V-Day and I just found out that (insert derogatory adjective starting with a “B”) has had sex with three of five of her best friends. Now ain’t that some shit. Then, I hear she’s still talking crap about me. I thought the whole point about breaking up was to move on? Eh, I guess some people never change, and, well to me, that’s why Valentine’s is just another day to either buy expensive flowers that die the next day, give cheap cards with generic quotes, or munch on all the chocolate one lonely soul can eat.
Well, I’m here to either save all of you losers and butt-wipes who treat Valentines as a Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D.). And to the (un-)lucky few who are boo’ed up, you’ll also get a treat. I have compiled a few tracks for the single fellas and ladies who wish they could hold someone special. Also, for those who think V-Day is a joke, I have a couple of tracks worth listening to that will get you through the night with a one-night stand or two. And, finally, a few of my all-time favorite cuddle-up songs for that special someone in your life (yuck!).
Okay, these songs are just random tracks that I thought of. I am by no means an expert on “love music” or setting the mood nor should these tracks be definite guide to any Valentine’s Day. Enjoy!