I don’t usually say this, but  . . . i’m a sucker for love. Okay, enough joking around. Many people don’t know me as the boyfriend-type. Hell, I don’t even consider myself a good boyfriend. I’m that guy who should take his own advice when it comes to relationships but my heart is too far up my ass to care. This post isn’t about me, nor will I ever show any love that isn’t aimed at Eliza Doolittle. This post is for the two lovebirds who need to come to terms with their relationship and find what they need in each other before it’s too late.

Every girl who has ever come to me for relationship advice knows that i’m against relationships that don’t work (obvious statement #1).  I just don’t see why two people should suffocate each other so much for just a breath of happiness. But, in love-fantasy, that breath of happiness brings the greatest of joy. I know not all relationships are filled with countless arguments but when I hear “every time we argue, it makes our love stronger,” I just go insane. It’s stupid. Back to sanity-some people believe that and it’s okay for me to leave them alone, but I want the best of what “love” is for any of my friends.

I might start to sound all hypocritical and shit, so I just leave you with this: If you truly love someone, don’t give that person away. And don’t stick your heart so far up your ass like me. Be real, and most importantly, be real to who you love.

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P.S. Sorry for posting a picture of Eliza. Our love is endless and eternal (obvious statement #2). I wrote her a poem but it’s too much for this post. Muffinears can’t block the sounds we make. RAWR.